PICKING UP HOT MOMS PART 2
Best Cougar Pick Up Lines. You are a purrfect lady
My dick is similar to catnip; it can make cougars like you go wild
Are you a candle, because I wanna blow you
Is your name Lionel? Because you made my panties Messi.
Are you Mexican because you are heating up my taco
Are you a rainstorm? Because IÕm soaked.
Are you a squirrel? Because I see you are getting nuts
My legs hurt so much from running through your mind all the time
Hey, I have a package called Òthe truthÓ not all women can handle
Why is a nice girl like you always in a dirty mind like mine?
If I was a skateboard, we would be grinding all night
If you were a fruit, I believe you would be fineapple
If you were basketball, I would never shoot because I would miss you
If I was a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut? Is your name homework because IÕm not doing you and I should be
You are prettier than your daughter
Are you a trampoline because I should be bouncing on you
Can you give me your car keys because you are driving me crazy
I want to go down on you until you scream
Did you buy those pants on sale? Because they are 100% off at my place.
You smell like trash; should I take you out?
I lost my bear, can you sleep with me tonight?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk in front of you again?
I would offer you a cigarette, but you are already smoking hot
Did you know your body is 65% water and I am very thirsty
Hey, you can call me Titanic, because I will definitely go down on you
Sorry but my pants are falling for you
Were you sitting in a pile of sugar because your ass is so sweet
Are you the snooze button because I need to tap you over and over again
I may not be an organ donor, but I would definitely give you my heart
I should tell you a joke about my wiener, but it is way too long
You look so hot my air-conditioning bill is going up
Are you interested in an Australian kiss? ItÕs like French kissing, but youÕre going down on me
I hope you know CPR because you just took my breath away!
So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?
If being sexy was a crime, youÕd be guilty as charged.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
God was showing off when he made you.
Are you good at boxing? Because you look like a knockout.
Kiss me if IÕm wrong but, dinosaurs still exist, donÕt they?
IÕd say, ÔGod bless you,Õ but it looks like he already did.
Please borrow me a kiss; I will give it right back
Do I know you from somewhere? Did you know women typically reach their sexual prime in their 30s and 40s?
And you are ripened!
Is your name Lionel? Because your made my panties Messi.
Hey, you look like a big strong guy. You think you could handle my pussy or is it too much for you?
Want to give me an Australian kiss. It’s like French kissing but you’re going down under
Are you a squirrel? Because I can see your nuts
Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?
TheyÕre called “eyebrows” because my eyes are browsing your fine ass
You like to eat Mexican?
Because you’re heating up my taco
Are you a burger because you can be the meat between my buns
ArenÕt you the guy who gets fan mail from Ron Jeremy?