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The 6 Best Pickup Lines To Say When Flirting With An Older Woman – Getting And Keeping Her Interest

PICKUP LINES TO USE WHEN APPROACHING COUGARS. 1. Do You Believe in Love at First Sight, or Do I Need to Walk by Again? 2. DonÕt Frown. You Never Know WhoÕs Loving Your Smile. 3. Hey, You Look Friendly, so I Came to Say Òhi.Ó 4. Is your name homework because I’m not doing you and I should be. You are prettier than your daughter
Are you a trampoline because I should be bouncing on you
Can you give me your car keys because you are driving me crazy
I want to go down on you until you scream
Did you buy those pants on sale? Because they are 100% off at my place.
You smell like trash; should I take you out?
I lost my bear, can you sleep with me tonight?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk in front of you again?
I would offer you a cigarette, but you are already smoking hot
Did you know your body is 65% water and I am very thirsty
Hey, you can call me Titanic, because I will definitely go down on you
Sorry but my pants are falling for you
Were you sitting in a pile of sugar because your ass is so sweet
Are you the snooze button because I need to tap you over and over again
I may not be an organ donor, but I would definitely give you my heart
I should tell you a joke about my wiener, but it is way too long
You look so hot my air-conditioning bill is going up
Are you interested in an Australian kiss? ItÕs like French kissing, but youÕre going down on me
I hope you know CPR because you just took my breath away!
So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?
If being sexy was a crime, youÕd be guilty as charged.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
God was showing off when he made you.
Are you good at boxing? Because you look like a knockout.
Kiss me if IÕm wrong but, dinosaurs still exist, donÕt they?
IÕd say, ÔGod bless you,Õ but it looks like he already did.
Please borrow me a kiss; I will give it right back
Do I know you from somewhere?

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